Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower?

A bat mat.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.