Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway

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How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why shoudn't you take you Pokemon cards to the shower?

Cuz Pikachu might Pik a Chu

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday?

A stole.

Who else would've stolen it?

You think a burglar broke in and was like "Cute top!"