WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.
Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.
me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.
you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke
Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
It's a Moray."
They go by octobus.
I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.