WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels
I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!
He wanted to taco bout his problems
Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"
He wanted to get joint custody.
To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
He suffered an elegiac reaction.
They both suffered the loss of one very important port.
Diner at the sushi restaurant: "What kind of eel is this?" Waiter: "Do you love it?" Diner: "yeah" Waiter: "Then, that's a moray"
Because it would be eel-eagle!
A dictatorship. *sobs*
sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.