What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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Because their wives are driving.

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Mumbai

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Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

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Depreciation.

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1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

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That's a moray!

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Because it would be eel-eagle!

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sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels