What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

What does a muslim say when he makes a mistake?

Allahu Mybad