What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What did the Momma Buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....