How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

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What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?

A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

Who do you think I am?

Some sort of karate expert I can't even open a Cheetos bag.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.