How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

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What dog loves to take bubble baths ?

A shampoodle !

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

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How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.