soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
You can sleep with a light on.
A Snowman.
He tested positive for Coke.
And when did my wife start smoking
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
