How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Woof Jokes More Woof Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

Soak Jokes More Soak Jokes

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"