How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

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What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"

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How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

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What did the judge say to the attractive woman soaked in pee?

You're an eight.

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!