Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

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Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

Gasoline Jokes More Gasoline Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.