Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

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What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

How do beekeepers keep their bees so chill?

They smoke them out.

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

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How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

How do you change a cat into a dog?

Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and "woof!"