What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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What is my relationship?

Alex: No sorry tha- glares at wife I'll take YOU RUINED MY LIFE KAREN for $800 Alex

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

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What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror