What's long and thick and turns conservative women on?

The Bible

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Whats the best thing about duct tape?

It turns NO! NO! NO! into MMM MMM MMM

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Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.