Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

How many vegetables should you pull out of the ground in one day?

None

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

What did one socket say to the other?

Stay grounded.

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What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted?

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

Naughty Child Jokes More Naughty Child Jokes

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)

What drink does Santa give to naughty children?

Coala