How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

What is a four-letter word for a woman that ends in "unt"?

Aunt.

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What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

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How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.