How do cannibals pick up women?

With a fork

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What's the one thing a woman wants most in this world?

Nothing, she's fine

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.