What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

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Why do people at work always laugh at my jokes?

Because they're paid to.

What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

Why are programmers bad at doing laundry?

They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

Tan Jokes More Tan Jokes

Why didn't the triangle go outside to get a tan?

Cos the sine said so!

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Jersey Shore Jokes More Jersey Shore Jokes

What's the difference between heroin and the cast of the jersey shore?

I wouldn't shoot heroin.

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.