What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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How are relationships like algebra?

You look at your X and try to find out Y

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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How do you spot a vegan at the gym?

Pretty much the same as anyone else.

What's the only thing working out at the gym?

The business plan.

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What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.