What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

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What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What gym did Socrates go to?

The Y.

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)