What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

What's the difference between a psychotic mental patient and a man with a bible in his hand?

Respiridol

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's scarier then ten babies in one jar?

A: One baby in ten jars How do you got a baby in a container A: blend it.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

What kind of lizard goes into salad?

A Salad-Mander! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHILARIOUS

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How do you make a cat go "woof"?

Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.