What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

x-post from r/bicycling Attire

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What kind of amphibian is in charge of the salad bar?

a salad-manager

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad