How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

A: He wanted rich milk.

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What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions