How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a girl who likes men with small d**ks?

Your girlfriend!

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.