Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

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What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

A: Tea Rex