What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

What's the difference between a blind sniper and a constipated owl?

Everything. They have absolutely nothing in common.

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What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

What did the communist say at the beginning of the race?

On your Marx, get set, go!"

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants ?

The tusk fairy !

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

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What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

How does a fencer earn their karma?

Ripostes.

Guitar Player Jokes More Guitar Player Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.