What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

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What Austrian girls and wine have in common?

Both mature in a cellar.

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

they both like to root around in your cellar