Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?

So that they can't raise it upside-down"

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

What do you call an Austrian woman's undergarments?

A Freudian Slip.