Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Why is steak harder to cook than spinach?

It takes a lot more thyme to accomplish.

Why is Nixon a bad chef?

Because he is not a cook.

Enjoy Jokes More Enjoy Jokes

Why did God make farts smell?

So that deaf people could enjoy them too.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

How many of you believe in telekinesis?

Raise MY hand!

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)