What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What are you doing, creep?

she says. He glances up, smiles, and says "Calm down. I'm just trying to get a Pikachu."

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

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What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What did Cinderella say before she got to the ball?

Aghagghhghgagaggag (Those are supposed to be gagging noises)

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)