What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.

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What kind of pizza would the twin towers order?

Two plains.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.