What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Previous Random Joke Next
Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

Monster Jokes More Monster Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What did the manager of the frankenstein museum say?

I'VE CURATED A MONSTER!

Shuck Jokes More Shuck Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

How do mussels reproduce?

They shuck each other.