Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

A: He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?

Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

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Where do you hide cocaine in orphanage?

Right under the children's noses

What game does a black dad and son play forever?

Hide n' seek

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.