Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons ?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train !

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's red and smells like paint?

Red paint

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What was in those drums of chemicals Captain Malcolm Reynolds hid behind in Firefly?

For-Mal-To-Hide.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?

Benjamin Frankenstein