Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

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Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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How do you castrate a priest?

Kick the altar boy in the back off the head

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons?

Because they keep stepping on the string.

What is a short punchy statement?

Boxing Midgets.