Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?

A: It was a litterbug.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

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What do dwarves and midgets have in common?

Very little

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice