Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Who wants to hear some Symphonies?

crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

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Why don't midgets like barbecues?

because the steaks are too high.

What do you call a midget who directs Dirty Jobs?

A Micromanager.