A fried Chicken leg
Because chickens didn't exist yet.
A BokBok...
The element of some fries.
Because the extra bean would be too farty.
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
By appearing in television spooktaculars.