Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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Why do ya reckon Blonds don't have elevator jobs?

A: Cos they've no idea of the route.

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)