Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

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Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)