Who I Haven't Seen in a While: your kid's gotten so big! what is he, four?

Me: i have no idea what he's for

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How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

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BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...

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Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.