How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Why can't a Chinese couple get a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

How heavy is a Chinese dumpling?

Wonton.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Silverware Jokes More Silverware Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

How do Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware on the ground!