How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why does the speech impaired baker say he got fired?

He took one too many whisks.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

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What do chinese people do when they have an erection?

they vote

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.