How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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What do you call a rifle that has been fired recently?

A shotgun

Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What's with Jane ?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

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What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park

What is a wok?

Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle.