How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Why did the gifting company fire their last employee ?

Because they got a bad wrap.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

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What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?"

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

Why is it so difficult to call Chinese people?

There's so many wings it's easy to wing the wong number.

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What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.