When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

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Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

How do you drive an accountant completely insane?

Tie him to a chair stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

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How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

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What do books have that Mexicans don't?

Papers.

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.