How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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How many Highlanders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many dragon Ball z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!

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How many chicken eggs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Literally dozens.

How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.

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What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right . . . we do taste like chicken!"

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What width?

She replied: "with scissors of course."

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!