How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

zero, because none of them knows how to

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

Why was the Robot angry at the engineer?

Because he screwed his wife!

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What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus?

A lickalottapus.

Why didn't the lesbian cross the road?

She didn't have the balls to do it

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers