How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

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What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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What do you call an innovation in scissors?

Cutting-edge technology

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.