What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

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What does a Mexican cut a pizza with?

Little ceasars!!! (Scissors)

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..