What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get an ear piercing?

A buccaneer.

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How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

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What do you call Tinder for an amputee?

Timber

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!