What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

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What do you call a pirate with no friends?

Ginger Beard

Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas?

Arkansas

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What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

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Scissor me timbers

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What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs