What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

Moo Jokes More Moo Jokes

What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Mask Jokes More Mask Jokes

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.