How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

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How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

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What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"