No Beef Stew at all
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Tell a cow they're being watched.
It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!
He wanted to raised stewed beef!
Beef Stroken off
Because it's not stroganoff.
Don't tell the farmer. He might charge us extra."
Let's just say he felt overall sadness.
Because it was PG
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
A last name
WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*
They are just trying to raise a family in peace.
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".
