What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

What do you call a drill on the North Pole that just wants to get to know people?

An icebreaker

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What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

What do you call a mother who is overweight and poor?

Beef on WIC