What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What do cows get when they do all their chores?

Mooney.

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Why don't Hindu rappers have battle raps?

Because they got no beef.

Why can't you use "Beef stew"as a password?

Because it's not stroganoff.