Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

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Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

What would Steve Harvey change his name to if he suddenly became bulimic?

Heave Starvey

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.