What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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What's 1+1?

2

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What if I color on you?

What if I run a truck along your back Steal your toy Throw a ball Spit food at you - My toddler, wooing the dog

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What did the physics professor shout when he disproved Hooke's Law in early to mid March?

Spring break!

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?