What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Half a cat.

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sleigh-er

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Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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The elf-abet.

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She was shouting for help.

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LINE IT!"

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Black mail !

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!