Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
They stay with 3 ho's
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
Because when they dance, they make it rain.
Too wet to woo' !
A: Ho, ho, ho!
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
The raindeer.