Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
They wanted a better celery!
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
The punchlines are too long.
Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.
He was up all night to Get Loki.
Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Frost bite. D
a.) 100% done b.) 300% done c.) SO done d.) She can't even
He left his foot on the accelerator.
It cost an arm and a leg
Waiter: We can dream can't we
Because the only one that had a dream was shot.
He was just chasing tail.
A: That hit the spot.
Because he was always spotted.
