Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What's the most annoying thing in the internet?

People who comment "repost" on a Joke subreddit.

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Where were you on the night of the 5th?

Dealing drugs." "Louder for the tape " leans in "Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

What do you call a group of Beavers?

A hens nights

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

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What do you call a dream about soda?

a fanta sea

What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.

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What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

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Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.