Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
Their Linens
Non-existent
It gets wet.
He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".
Pier pressure
A nice hare cut
Stew!
Because they're biodegradable!
Stew.
Stew
It's ARRRtillery! bonus: A pirate's favourite melee weapon? A scimitARRR
A pit orchestra. Bonus: World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s(https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)