Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.
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He threw his arm out.
Because that might be your bike
Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
He left his foot on the accelerator.
Because they're biodegradable!
Stew
Stew.
Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.
Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.