What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?

A frog with hiccups !

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

i let women know that i have a jacuzzi