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What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?

You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Simpson Jokes More Simpson Jokes

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons?

A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

Yellowstone Jokes More Yellowstone Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone?

A Yellowstoner.