Stew Jokes

What do you call a guy who falls into a Yellowstone hot spring?

Stew.

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What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

What do you call a leper in a hot tub?

Stew!

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Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

What's the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a family I'll just see myself out.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

239 Bean Jokes More 239 Bean Jokes

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Jacuzzi Jokes More Jacuzzi Jokes

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew

What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Bad Thing Jokes More Bad Thing Jokes

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.