Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What do you call an insect that gets exposed to radiation but nothing of consequence happens to it?

A moot ant

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?

You have to drop da bomb on her twice

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.