Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone?

He grew up to be a bellhop!

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

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What's the best thing about a dead baby?

The aftertaste.

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.