Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.