Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!
A: Someone stole the book.
He turns into Kim Jong-ill!
How'd that work out for him
Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)
Not like this.
A master-baiter
This is the end of me !
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"