How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

Why don't pencils and graph paper get along?

Because they're made out of graphite

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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

What do you call and Irishman who works in a French cafe?

Paddy Hor D'oeuvre

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.

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How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

How are bad dubstep and constipation similar?

Both leave you waiting for the drop.