How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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How does an accountant relieve his constipation?

He works it out with a pencil

Why do pencils shave?

To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.

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Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

How did the Mathematician cure his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

Why did the mathematician get an F on his English quiz?

He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."

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How did the mathematician deal with his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil

What did the accountant with constipation do?

He worked is out with a pencil.