How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

What do you call hiring German engineers to work on your overseas project?

Krautsourcing

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.