Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Where do chicken strips find love?

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What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

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What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."

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What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

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Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

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How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.