Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

What do you find inside a clean nose?

Fingerprints

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

How many liberals does it take to defend America?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

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What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee."

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Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister?

Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

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Why does Thor have insomnia?

He's up all night to get Loki.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.