Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why is womens soccer so rare?

Why is womens soccer so rare? Its quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

What can you find in both medieval English castles and American art museums?

Norman Rock Wells.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do carcinogens want to give us cancer so badly?

Because they're trying asbestos they can.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Which country has the highest number of foolish people?

Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Oklahoma Jokes More Oklahoma Jokes

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

Insomnia Jokes More Insomnia Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

University Oklahoma Jokes More University Oklahoma Jokes

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.