When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

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What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What is Bruce Lee's favorite beverage?

WATAAAH! 2.What is Bruce Lee's favorite hamburger? WHOPPAH! 3.Which hotel does Bruce Lee stay overnight? HYAAAAATT!

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Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

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Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.