How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why did the marine biologist jump off a bridge?

He lost his porpoise in life.

How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

How do you make an Italian deaf?

Tie their hands behind their back.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesarus (Credit goes to whoever submitted that to the Coffee News)