Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What makes an ISIS joke funny?

The execution.

What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call people who don't repost jokes?

liars

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

What do you call a waffle you drop in the desert?

San Diego San-dee-eygo sandee-eygo sandy-eggo i'll letmyselfout