Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What does the ISIS donkey say?

Jihaaaad

What happened to sneaking out and getting drunk in the woods?

Teenagers these days be all "I hate you mom I'm joining ISIS."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you do with 365 used condoms?

Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.