Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What's colder than ice cream?

ISIS

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in english. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?

A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why can't Elvis Presley roll backwards with his car?

Because he is dead

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!

Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

What do you call ill-mannered burst of strong wind in the desert?

Darude Sandstorm.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!