Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...