Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...