Viking Jokes

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

How did Vikings send secret messages?

By Norse code!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

a Norsissist.